April 2012
March 2012
Video Games: Hey man, thanks for playing us! Hope you have good eyes because we're going to make the text small as fuck. Like really fucking small. Haha good luck fuck ass.
teenyblondini:
madimpossiblerorywilliams:
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BDSM Problem #255
bdsmproblems:
Almost never getting slapped or hit as a child, and fearing the possibility of something happening beyond a light smack. Become an adult and beg for it during playtime.
Today in 1930 Pluto was discovered as a planet....
most-awkward-moments:
A blog for your entertainment.
The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
Cosmo sex tip #301:
thunderturd:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
